TOTALLY NAKY!

I went into town early today to figure out my cell phone/sim card situation. Carrefore (Walmart) had ripped me off so I was in search of a better deal. I walked into a cell phone store and the employee said I could find what I was looking for at a magazine/souvenir/smoke shop.

So I wandered into a convenient store a few shops down where I was caught completely off guard. Please be aware this place sells candy for small children and precious postcards for innocent tourists like me. But you make your way to the back, near the register and, oh man, things get sneaky sneaky!

In the states, the dirty mags (in a place like this one) reveal nothing but a suggestive naughty face and you can sure as hell bet those babies are sealed shut. Many, like myself, appreciate this full coverage; it's as if they go unnoticed. But here, huh! They expose the whole sha-bang! Except for the star on the va-jay-jay of course. I saw this and my mind yelped: "Oh good HEAVENS! (where am I)." My eyes were open widely in disbelief!! There were sooo many and some covers even featured saggy boobies!! This was all an alarming sight to me! I went to pay and I couldn't help but think the owner was a total CREEP! I thought, don't give me that side smirk with squinty eyes you creepo. Oh I saw, yea, I KNOW what you've got in here, PERV." LOL. So I grabbed my sim card and got the F out of there. I mentioned this experience to my mother and I guess it's the norm here.

What corruption I tell you! Esto no pasaria en Cuba!!